please watch this vine
I love german - seriously
"Jemanden festnehmen” means to arrest someone
While "Jemanden fest nehmen” means to fuck someone hard. ｡◕‿◕｡
zusammenkommen - meet
zusammen kommen - having an orgasm together
and don’t forget the classic:
gut zu Vögeln sein - to be good to birds
gut zu vögeln sein - to be good in bed
Mhm, I’ve missed you too~
[His thumb was caressing his skin, softly until they were on his lips, just feeling the texture before moving from there so he could give him another kiss.]
You’re going to stay here, right?
[It wasn’t exactly a question, and more like him saying ‘I’ve spent too much time away from you and now you are going to stay here until morning’. Or something like this. Truth was that he was still missing him and wanted to spend more time with him.]
I can stay here.
[He confirmed. Initially, he was just going to visit and come back to home, but after realizing the time he had decided to visit and the way Ivan had asked that, he decided to stay. Giving a small kiss at the corner of Ivan’s lips to end his sentence.]
Unless, by here, you mean your entrance hall. Where I don’t plan to stay.
[How did he know? Meh, he couldn’t care. He just hung up the call and shoved the cellphone in his pocket before pulling Gilbert inside the house. Usually he would think about the neighbors that could see them, but considering it was late - and it was another thing Ivan couldn’t care, he just closed the door behind Gilbert and pressed his body against his.]
Yes, I knew where they there. They were in my house.
[And not giving time for Gilbert to reply, the Russian held his face with both hands and leaned down to kiss him. At first, a long and hurried kiss that turned into a soft peck at the end, with Ivan opening his eyes to see the man closely in front of him.]
[Because he actually saw things like this happening more than once with you, Ivan, that’s how he knows. He had already hanged up the call and was planning to put it back on the pocket of his trousers but in a matter of seconds he was pulled inside and the next thing he knew was that Ivan’s scarf was very closely to his face and his body was pressing against his.
Ivan’s answer actually made he open his mind, a very non polite answer making its way too his lips but the other’s lips sealed it, making Gilbert sigh, in resignation- he would complain later - and kiss back, fingers holding on the wrists next to his face.
Once the kiss was finished, Gilbert was surprised to open his eyes to already find Ivan looking at him, making him bump their foreheads very softly.]
I’ve missed you. [He said in an even softer tone.]
Ludwig stared with wide eyes through the man in front of him. He was still gone in his nightmare despite being awake. “They’re coming! They’re coming! We have to get below!” He grabbed at Gilbert’s closer arm pulling him down to his level. “Get down!”
Gilbert stared down at the face of the man on his couch and the completely and utterly look of horror in the blue eyes. He still was trying to understand who was coming when Ludwig got a hold of his arm and pulled him down. It took him by surprise, he was down on his knees before he could protest, the dogs were now barking and howling.
"No one is coming, Ludwig! Get yourself together!" The confusion was gone, right now he just wanted to calm Ludwig down. And the dogs.
Kindergarten already? Wow… She is almost a person.
[Ivan blinked a few times until he processed the information. A very good information. Not only he was finally hearing Gilbert’s voice, he was going to get to see him as well.
He simply got up from the couch, dropping the remote, but walked directly to the front door.]
I don’t know. Do you remember the password?
[Keys. Keys… keys! There they were. Ivan and his habit of forgetting where he puts his keys. After he found them, he opened the door and opened a huge smile as he saw the other standing there.]
What do you mean ‘almost’? When she is old enough I will tell her that uncle Ivan didn’t consider her as a person until certain age.
[Don’t worry, he will not because he shares the thought. He waited for Ivan answer but what he heard was something hitting the floor and he had to wonder if Ivan was breaking down his own house.]
It was something like ‘if you don’t open the door, I am leaving’ ?
[He asked, as if he was trying to really remember any kind of passwords. After a few seconds of waiting, the door was open and Ivan’s smile was enough to make Gilbert break into one, though more tired.]
Let me guess, you threw you keys somewhere and didn’t know where they were, right?
Ludwig was oblivious to the awkwardness of the situation due to his extreme tiredness. He didn’t even notice Gilbert’s extended absence until he started awake with a scream ripping from his throat. He cowered against the couch unable to recognize his surroundings.
Finally, he had no more excuses. The cigarette was far gone and no reason to keep outside. He turned around and opened the door. As he did so, the scream made him quickly go and find the source of it, which was obvious the German.
"What the—-?! Ludwig? What happened?"
[It would make Ludwig quite happy if he knew Gilbert didn’t remember]
Very good. I wouldn’t want you to judge me by that, I’m usually much better controlled. [Lies, he isn’t. He just pretends]
I know that.
And I don’t judge people so easily like that. [This is the biggest fat lie he ever told….Possibly.]
You know you could call at 4 in the morning and I wouldn’t mind.
[The tv volume was set to the lowest and he balanced the remote on his knee.]
I’m good, good. Nothing changed lately. Just working and sometimes meeting people. How’s Emma?
You flatter me.
She is good and I think she is pretty excited about the idea of going to kindergarten next year.
[He gave a little cough and went silence for a couple of seconds.]
Can you open your door? I left the key on my house.
[HORRIBLE FLASHBACK OF A COW HE BEFRIENDED BACK IN THE 1860s HE CALLED HER LIESELOTTE AND ONE DAY SHE WAS KILLED AND EATEN BY HER OWNERS BEFORE GILBERT REALISED AND LUDWIG CRIED AND NOW HE’S CRYING SHAME ON YOU GILBERT - SHAME]
[THAT STUFF MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE HAPPENED]
[MIGHT BE THE ALCOHOL AT WORK]
[EITHER WAY HE’S VERY UPSET]
[YOU SHOULD BE CRYING ABOUT THIS NAME GIVING WHO CALL ANYONE AS LIESELOTTE LET ALONE A COW]
[LAY DOWN YOUR HEAD TO REST DON’T YOU CRY NO MORE]
Ludwig barely looked away from the screen in acknowledgement allowing himself to relax once he was out of sight. He listed forward placing his head in his hands and trying to breathe calmly. It was a bad night for him to still be this affected.
Unfortunately it was a bad idea because he slipped back into sleep in that uncomfortable position. And not a quiet sleep either. Right back into the nightmare he had gone into the night air to escape.
Outside, making sure the dogs hadn’t followed him, Gilbert closed the door and lighted up a cigarette, dragging onto it and letting the smoke come out between his lips and nose. It was such an awkward situation and Gilbert hadn’t stopped to think about it
Not that he saw this man as a substitute to his own brother, no. But still, it was kind of odd and unsettling to be sitting next to, well, Ludwig. He took his time outside there, postponing as much as he could to come back inside.